I AM A NON SMOKER. I HAVE NEVER ENJOYED TOBACCO.
MY LUNGS ARE CLEAN, PINK AND FREE OF OBSTRUCTIONS.
I'VE NEVER SMOKED. I AM A NON SMOKER. I'VE ALWAYS
BEEN A NON SMOKER. I WAS BORN A NON SMOKER.
I HAVE AN AVERSION TO INHALING SMOKE. IT IS NATURAL TO
RESIST INHALING SMOKE. I AM NATURALLY SMOKE FREE.
I AM A NON SMOKER.
I HAVE NO COMPULSION TO SMOKE CIGARETTES
I'M COMFORTABLE BEING SMOKE FREE.
I'M HAPPY I AM SMOKE FREE, AND HAVE NO DESIRE WHATSOEVER TO SMOKE
I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT,
TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT,
ETC.
ETC.