Saturday, November 29, 2014

I'll be not Home For Christmas

That is because I do not know where my home is.  Even after all these years.  I will not be traveling to family events or any of that.  I'm sticking here, and will be around some people who know me better than anyone, and still seem to value my existence.  That's not always how it goes in life.

So this year is not like last year.  No smoking and wondering when the next road trip will occur.

On facebook, I showed a picture of someone else's turkey claiming I shot it, plucked it, stuffed and cooked it.  I said I then remembered I'm a vegetarian so I gave it to a couple living under a bridge.  Damn.  People thought it was all true and gave me kudos for my selfless concern for humanity and such.

It may be that my jokes miss the mark. Or it may be that people do not pay attention or comprehend multiple sentences.  Or both.

Do you really think someone who doesn't eat turkey would go to all that trouble, only to remember they don't eat turkey?

2 comments:

  1. To paraphrase a bumper sticker seen recently, critical thinking is in short supply these days.

    As for the home for the holidays bit, circumstances for me now dictate that home is where I already am, so if I had my druthers, I'd run away from home for the holidays. (Druthers = lots of cash)

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    1. Druthers are often tough to come by. Elusive.

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